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By WCARlover - 20/06/2015 03:43 - United States - Augusta

Today, I was walking behind my mother when she was mowing the lawn. She unknowingly mowed over a wasps' nest that was in the grass. Guess who the wasps decided to seek revenge on. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:16

OP here...this actually happened a while ago but thank you for the concern for people who expressed it! I was walking behind her because she wanted me to finish mowing the lawn but told me to just wait until she got this little strip behind a fence done so I was following her to take over the mowing on the other side. They were Yellow Jackets, I got stung multiple times, and it was extremely unpleasant, but hey, it got me out of mowing! ;)

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Redskin9999 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:00

Talk about a buzz kill

Benmantha 31

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:41

Run, boy, run! This world is not made for you. Run, boy, run! They're trying to catch you. Run, boy, run! Running is a victory.

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bigdog80 10

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:05

run bitch run!!!

Hop6e 22

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:11

Why were you walking behind her?

littleking94 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 3:01

I also am wondering why you were walking behind her.

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:35

This was my first thought too. I can't see how walking behind her would be a good idea. What if a rock flew up and hit op or something. Just seems like a bad idea to me.

olpally 32

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:16

Run as fast as you ******* can! Yikes!!!

patts_ 23

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:17

But then: why were you walking behind her?

Corey122726 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:20

A better question is, why were you following behind your mom while cutting the grass?

Thoricsteam20 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:25

Her :D

Benmantha 31

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:41

Run, boy, run! This world is not made for you. Run, boy, run! They're trying to catch you. Run, boy, run! Running is a victory.

Musicforlife29 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:45

Divergent!!

Benmantha 31

Sunday 21 June 2015 17:38

Woodkid, actually.

earthlyscum 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:42

Run forest run!!

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:43

Wasps are evil

esamolwan 18

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:57

People gotta be more freaking careful

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