Transportation: Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over...

By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By jonnyc - 17/06/2009 13:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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Smooth criminal

By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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Amethyst888 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:27

When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:27

Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.

Comments

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:42

Because your car knocked down the sign and caused him to trip over it? That's why he vented his anger on your car. Chain reaction does happen like merry-go-round.

usernameunkn0wn 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:20

Where does it say anything about OP's car knocking down the sign? Pretty sure that didn't happen considering OP said he was walking down the street when it happened.

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:48

Just my imagination based on a logical situation. Because this is a phenomenon.

turkturkington 13

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:42

You thought that was hilarious before you realised it was your car? You need to sort your life out.

Tyler0913 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:51

Why sue? Get your own cane an beat the **** out of his house...

BlissfulLiss 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:18

But when you pry the cane from him and whack him with it, you're the bad guy...

usernameunkn0wn 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 9:31

We had an older guy in our neighborhood who has learning disabilities. He would walk around the same two blocks several times a day. He acted the same way (and would also get the cops called on him a lot for damaging cars and property.) So, maybe it's the same case with this guy? Or he's just crazy..

lectricpharaoh 9

Thursday 11 July 2013 10:42

Learning disabilities or not, it's not justified behavior. If the guy gets the cops called on him 'a lot', then maybe they should lock him up in either jail or a mental hospital.