Transportation: Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over...

By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By jonnyc - 17/06/2009 13:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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Smooth criminal

By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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Amethyst888 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:27

When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:27

Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.

Comments

quinn1184 25

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:05

Is it on YouTube?

buddy51 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:31

Gosh, OP, you must have been blind-sided by the irony of this. Your myopic lack of vision and sightless insensitivity toward the plight of others provided you with a completely visible sign of karma. Put on your dark glasses stumble down a blind alley doing the walk of shame!!

mosquito19 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 15:43

it's hilarious because it's your car

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:24

Well, you WERE laughing at him…YDI

chololatino 13

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:26

Wow he must of had a lot of anger :D

djinnyf 12

Thursday 11 July 2013 21:40

Karma strikes whenever....

avapaige1234 19

Friday 12 July 2013 1:09

That guy's got some anger issues but at least he didn't beat the crap out of you.

xDistant 13

Friday 12 July 2013 1:27

hmmmm karma. its always funny till it happens to you.

drshn 22

Friday 12 July 2013 1:52

may be is l@#$&*!....if you know what I mean. ..!!!!

chinagirl3343 8

Friday 12 July 2013 5:51

You thought it was funny... That he was destroying property that someone probably works very hard for... Oh but wait; it's no longer funny because its your car...... Serves you right. Hope you choke a just a bit on your laugh.