Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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worb 0

you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

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wtfuckery 0

I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.

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worb 0

you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

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153rdTrooper 0

Hell, if I was the driver, I would've left you to bleed on the sidewalk for some other poor guy to drive you.

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1384450244679 0

god, it's ppl like u who really make me pissed off. *** u and hope ufall into a hole and stay there.

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Ninja666_fml 0

that driver is the coolest person ever... EVER!!!!!!

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connorfinch 0

lol ikr the guy probably thought op was a ritard

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JessiiBabii 0

Good thing you were already retarded before you fell. [:

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cellerbeck 4

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020266t 5

hell I woulda ran the guy over

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cheeseonmyburrit 0

how can you fail at jumping so bad, you land on your face? how?

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Allstarr23 1

You're a ******* retard. You make the world more dangerous for people with disabilities/injuries. Next time that driver might not stop. I'm 28and have severe arthritis, fibromyalgia,and nerve damage. When I can walk its with a severe limp and ur pretending to have one? Live 1 day in my shoes

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sharkwkrox 0

couldn't agree more.

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ipodseller 0

hahahahahhahah good one

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mtbrown 0

YDI but in a good way I would have been laughing XD

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deepunder 17

Nice to know not everyone's a dick. If I were the driver I would take a picture and drive away.

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MehrunesDagon456 20

I feel so sorry for you.. I can barely see without glasses, and people wear them (with no frames) to look "smart" and be "fashionable" I hate it. It isn't nice not being able to see :c

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kk_fml 0

why would you pretend to limp? That's weird

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Jlevrt 0

lol. That came back to you quick, OP. That driver was nice to you even after that.

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rikard_fml 0

shoulda drove im ova

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Kirlyfoo 9

Its not weird its funny u ass, kk

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lolmonster34 0

Cuz its fun to piss people off that's why

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TheLefty 1

You should be glad that wasn't me in the car. I would've left your sorry ass to hemorrhage.

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worb 0

you're an idiot. hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

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Len_Kagamine 8

you're an idiot. hurr durr let's copy other comments!

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Gordon12345 7

It's the same person, they probably just reposted it by accident.

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wtfuckery 0

I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.

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apfunction 0

he wasn't obligated to do shit. it's all guilt, no one can see an injured person and walk away these days. I don't know why.

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JFox 8

You totally deserved it, but it's okay. It's still funny. My friend always wanted to limp across a busy street and take up two red lights, then dance when he got to the sidewalk. xP

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Kirlyfoo 9

Wow i also think that would be hilarious, america has lost its sense of humor, and ***** the peeple who disliked ur comment thats cool

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EFFyourlifecait 0

what did the asshole who crossed the street find when he got to the other side? THAT BITCH KARMA. your lucky that person was nice.

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