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By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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SexiAmber1990 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:08

you're a ass

Fop 6

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:12

YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.

Comments

AaronGuy 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 3:48

I want to give that guy a high-five.

linarahmany 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 4:19

I lol'ed

Whiteheart55 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:06

I would've punched that guy in the dick!

jpqm32 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:41

Only 15 and im alrady taller than that.

Kristalmfao 0

Friday 17 August 2012 15:35

Your a complete asshole. I'm a 6'2 inch girl. YDI.

OceanBlueSea 12

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:58

Haha that made me laugh

sodapop1313 2

Monday 24 September 2012 20:50

i would have beat the shit out of u

ginnygoggorgon 3

Saturday 6 October 2012 8:00

You had it coming

ThePieGuy0817 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:04

I'm 6' 6". I get this all the time. It doesn't bother me at all; the most bothersome part is thinking of a witty comeback. Mostly, though, people just say "Wow, you're really tall."