By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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OrderXsoL 0

smack the bitch! smack the bitch!

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fthislyfe 22

omg im so sorry for u...that was funny though, lol

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Punch him back. Unless it's a woman, then that would be rude.

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Thunderbender 2

I'm hoping you left out the part where you turned around and beat the shit out of him.... or at least called the cops on him.

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GuessWhatKids 13

@59 "When I asked HIM why HE punched me" Is it that hard to read the FML?

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doing_it_ritee 5

hahahha. that's too funny.. but fyl op!

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chaps93 6

At least he was honest..

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urdirtyolduncle 15

This is a perfect opportunity to grow some balls and get that ************ right back!!

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imosim 0

guess it wasn't a random decision :P

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purplepizza21 0

well, are you?

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garrettsgirl 0

2 I love your picture!

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UnderstoodCat 0

How is your first reaction to ask why he chose you? I would have said: "Oh, yeah...." then I would punch him back.

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MeBeYourFriend 0

HOLY shit i got to go punch a random person!! time is Running out!

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trinityariel 0

r u saying u punched him

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coffeygirl12 14

so did u punch him back or did u just stand there with a stupid look on ur face???? (:

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ilovemyjb13 1

lol really i didnt know that!!! *punchs person in the face*

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ryno101 3

man up and fight back you big gay mans blouse?

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CitrusGirl 0

That's when you say, " HAHA! It's report a random person for assult day!"

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chongers18 0

what if when you turned around it was a midget dressed as a leprechaun and instead of him saying you were ugly he said ," that's what cha get for stealin me gold."

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Aim4thebullseye 4

punch him back and then tell him "that's not what your mother said last night"

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bryyxoo 0

I bet it was a Facebook event

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Yeah. I bet the guy who punched OP is gonna show up on his "People you may know" list the next day.

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XanderScythe 11

OP, punch him and say, "HAHA! it is own a ****** day!"

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JesseAttack 21

Eventually we'll get robbed, ask why, and the guy'll say, "it's a rob a dude day". Yup, people these days.

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CommonSenseKarma 17

That should have been the response as soon as the guy said "HAHA! It's punch a— OH MY ******* GOD YOU BROKE MY NOSE"

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Dragon_Beast 4

I wouldn't even give him time to talk I would just tackle him and punch him in the face.

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anothersuicide 0

well he can't punch him back now, he knows who he is..

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CommonSenseKarma 17

135-That's mature. As if I care.

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enopola 5

or, shit I broke both a loser's legs day

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PrickHead 0

why dont you just go find something to blow on...?

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EatnBeef 7

"my friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts" Peter: NO WAY!! " yeah your Gunna be on tv". we need more random shit days like this

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ladybunny 0

"I know you are, but what am I?" Ohh good ol days.

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HannahForbesxo 13

"Takes one to know one". Those comebacks were unbeatable.

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commietaco 0

or...a swift kick to the nuts! assuming the aggressor was a guy.

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HannahForbesxo 13

Shit, ignore that. Posted on the wrong comment.

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commietaco 0

lol, it's all good. I was getting upset because I couldn't find my mistake.

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HannahForbesxo 13

It's the second time that's happened to me today! I really do need to be more careful.

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revenge93_fml 0

how many ppl have this pic of a girl that u have up now??? I've seen it like twenty times how many of them are of u?? I'm confused ....

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NomOnShroomz 14

Are you a fifty year old Asian lady? Those are fun to punch...

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alexiiiiis09 0

aw that's mean hahah. I got punched once walkin down a hallway and they were like "oops sorry wrong person" lmao

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