Animals: Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where...

By Leash - 23/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where there are a lot of horse-drawn carriage tours and I decided to pick up some litter. Some of it was in a puddle of water, but after I picked up the trash, I realized the puddle was horse urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

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Turnip_Girl 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:15

Why would you pick up wet rubbish, anyway? There's a fine line between 'doing a good deed' and 'being a dumbass'.

th_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:36

Good on you for picking up litter. Need more people like you. Sorry about the urine.

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abdur 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:06

Ouch, Maybe you should have checked first... (although there is no way to see)... Did you disinfect your hand afterwards?

JacobBrown 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:01

YDI for caring about the environment.

Turnip_Girl 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:15

Why would you pick up wet rubbish, anyway? There's a fine line between 'doing a good deed' and 'being a dumbass'.

Zezing 0

Friday 23 October 2009 18:37

Yeah WTF, who puts their hand in a puddle to pick up garbage? Today some freak put his hand in my piss looking for treasure FHL "NNeeiigghhhh gallop gallop gallop."

quarty165 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:51

wow, some people are so weird...

craazykaay87 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:54

agreed.

effed_over 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:18

Ew!

ifreakingsparkle 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:31

west virginia ftw...

wvjuggalo 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:26

it coulda been SC too, considering that Charleston WV doesnt have hardly any horse drawn carages

bawpo 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:15

And notice how it says "south Carolina" -_-

th_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:36

Good on you for picking up litter. Need more people like you. Sorry about the urine.

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:42

if nobody asked for a voulantare, don't voulantere.

dacho 7

Friday 23 October 2009 13:07

How hard is it to check a dictionary or google a word?

skorpien 1

Friday 23 October 2009 18:37

About as hard as it is to make sure that the word you misspelled the first time around is spelled the same the second time you use it?

Lolrus 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:50

haha. stupid horse-drawn carriages. they always cause traffic jams and shit all over the road.

vita_questa_roba 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:41

They don't cause traffic jams in downtown chas. They pretty much go the speed limit and if not it's easy to get around them. Unless you get stuck behind them on S or N market. Now the guys with the rickshaw things get in the way, even though they're pretty cool...lol... But I mean seriously, if there's a whole puddle of pee, how did you not SMELL that?