Animals, Dogs and Smells: Good boy

Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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Dog park blues

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML

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By Kirta - 09/11/2009 15:18 - Canada

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early in the morning when it was still dark to go off to work. I saw what looked like a piece of slime that my children would play with and went to pick it up. Nope. Turns out it was puppy shit. Wet, slimy puppy waste. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 October 2023 2:00

It's not unidentifiable and I know what. I'm not going to ruin your day by spilling the beans, but it sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation.

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 7 October 2023 3:23

please, please tell me why on God's green earth did you not either hose him off outside or take him strait to the tub for a bath. ydi for letting him sink up the house.. just sayin...

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 October 2023 2:00

It's not unidentifiable and I know what. I'm not going to ruin your day by spilling the beans, but it sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation.

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 7 October 2023 3:23

please, please tell me why on God's green earth did you not either hose him off outside or take him strait to the tub for a bath. ydi for letting him sink up the house.. just sayin...

Yudith 24

Saturday 7 October 2023 18:24

Maybe he's got the kind of house/apartment where you go directly from the sidewalk to the porch, with the bathroom located in the back for good measure. It also sounds like the kind of dog who is too big to carry into our arms, and those dogs love to shake themselves in the hallway. He could maybe have brought a pail of water to the sidewalk to wash the dog, but this good boy would certainly have wanted to follow his master all the way to the broom closet where the pail is, so what's the point?