By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
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silentbabydeer 10

I feel like this was an contest between cat and dog to see who can make the human suffer worse.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Cool concept for a Home Alone spinoff movie, Pet Alone. Guess what, you're Joe Pesci.

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Bubbilility 27

That's a really shitty situation. Hopefully you weren't too pissed off.

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silentbabydeer 10

I feel like this was an contest between cat and dog to see who can make the human suffer worse.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Cool concept for a Home Alone spinoff movie, Pet Alone. Guess what, you're Joe Pesci.

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TomeDr 24

You probably should have shown up sooner. YDI.

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DataWog 30

I once petsat for a dog that was not house trained at ALL. I spent six hours outside with him, and he STILL shat all over the floor. Some people just don't properly train their pets.

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blahblabbity 19

sounds like you weren’t doing your job

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zuckerburg 21

You have no spatial awareness do you? Do you also get startled/surprised by someone standing right next to you that you didn't notice for a second and then turn around to walk towards them?

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purplepixie23 16

I don’t think you’re a very good pet sitter

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DataWog 30

Last time I petsat, I actually felt a little bad because I was getting $40 just for checking on the neighbours pets every 3-4 hours and letting them out for a few minutes. That feeling evaporated on my first check-in, where I was met with dog diarrhea all over the living room carpet. And again at my evening check-in, with cat puke all over the kitchen. The next day I brought a book over and made SURE he had PLENTY of time to use the bathroom. I spent 6 hours outside with him, and the little shit STILL shat all over the floor. I gave up at that point. But damn if I didn't earn that $40. The next time my mom looked after him, she just decided '**** it' and blocked off all entrances to carpeted areas. If he's gonna shit on the floor, he can shit on the linoleum.

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