Animals: Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started...

By D - 09/09/2011 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Burningeyes - 09/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne

Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, it ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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By Fuck dogs, I need a treadmill - 23/02/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I went for a walk. I was repeatedly barked at, and almost attacked, by nearly a dozen dogs. I have cynophobia from being nearly killed by violent untrained dogs on several occasions, so just hearing a dog bark gives me severe heart palpitations. I'm not kidding when I say I almost had a heart attack. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Friday 9 September 2011 16:01

Yes, I would've preferred it if was something more gentle that had taken me down as well. Maybe a turtle perhaps? Or a sloth?

davidisbeast 12

Friday 9 September 2011 15:58

That sucks .... Maybe you should've told the cop

Comments

Tigerwolfx 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:11

that really sucks , i hope the cop apologized

XanderJayNix 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 11:04

What if you were allergic to dogs rather than simply afraid? Then that would have REALLY sucked!

shawnagreenbean1 9

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:49

shawnagreenbean1 9

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:53

Hah, I bet that really didn't help you to get over your fear of dogs...

jackdaniels23 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 9:58

Lol I understand ur fear..I would've done the same thing

Ninjasaurus18 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:20

Why are you afraid of dogs? They're only going to hurt you if they're trained to hurt people, and police dogs are carefully bred and selected to be sweet to people who aren't criminals.

Sally2dicks21 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 16:07

Let me guess, he probably laughed at you right?

michael666 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 15:22

he can't ******* do that, **** THE POLICE

imazaari 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 17:43

If the dog was on a leash like I KNOW it was, held by a police officer, there was no reason to take off. I can completely understand being scared of a loose or violent-acting dog, but the only dogs that are more well-trained than police dogs are military dogs. I think you overreacted a tad.