By Anonymous - 08/06/2017 12:06 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the train station steps, in no rush, as my train wasn't due to depart for another 10 minutes. I managed to trip down the last 5 steps and break my ankle. Oh, and I got to watch my train drive away. FML
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Annalivliv tells us more.

Annalivliv 8

So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.

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Lalala579121 27

Am I the only one wondering why this FML says it has a follow up?

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Maybe you can take a trip next fall.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Maybe you can take a trip next fall.

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ihavealongname 0

Trains dont drive.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

I'm a train engineer. In some countries they refer to the one who runs the train as train drivers, U.K. for example. It's a matter of local dialect, it's not wrong either way.

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species4872 19

In Australia they are also known as train drivers, I see nothing wrong in what OP said as it still gets the intended meaning across.

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Annalivliv 8

Hi OP here, I'm Aussie (and a girl FML says I'm a bloke.) We've always referred to my uncle as a train driver so I figured "drive" would be a better verb than "I got to watch my train ride/roll/piss off home." No worries though, just hope you got a laugh at my expense. :)

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raven_of_azarath 34

If they don't drive, then what do they do?

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Lalala579121 27

Am I the only one wondering why this FML says it has a follow up?

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Cali 54

Comment glitch was fixed but it looks like it's back. Until it's settled for sure, here's Annalivliv's follow up: "Hi OP here, I'm Aussie (and a girl FML says I'm a bloke.) We've always referred to my uncle as a train driver so I figured "drive" would be a better verb than "I got to watch my train ride/roll/piss off home." No worries though, just hope you got a laugh at my expense. :) "

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Annalivliv 8

Yeah my comment said it was successfully posted but then disappeared into the abyss, thanks Cali. :)

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Tripartita 44

Must be a glitch; I'm on the app, and it actually does have a follow up.

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species4872 19

"I got to watch my train ride/roll/piss off home. No worries though".....yep his one of us.

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species4872 19

Sorry *she's one of us.

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Tripartita 44

So you were there for 10 minutes /after/ breaking your ankle? "It looks like you broke your ankle! Here, let me help you u—" "Stop, just let me watch my train depart first!"

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Lalala579121 27

See Tripartita, you get rid of your picture and go quiet and now everyone just thinks you're some random commentor and forgets that you're always joking.

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Annalivliv 8

So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.

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