Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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Owngina 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:09

a guy i know caught his girl cheating on him at a club with his best friend, left drunk walked home and got mugged by a bum tried to stop him ended up beating the bum off him as a cop drove by and thought he was beating the homeless guy for fun. The cop tazzered him and threw him in jail on a Friday night, he spent the weekend in jail because he couldn't have his bail hearing till the next Monday. did i mention the homeless guy took off with his cell and Ipod? FhisL.

turbogirl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:52

Pretty much a dumb thing to do. Of course he's gonna take your money and run. Sorry, but you deserved that one. Note to self. Keep spare change in your pocket, aye =)

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:03

FALCON PUNCH!

ExCrispy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:17

wow. if i saw that happen to someone, i would chase that bum down.

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:51

lmfaoooo FML

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:54

YDI for getting knocked out unconscious so easily.

Popsiclese 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:26

why do you carry $200 in your wallet???

dirtbiker97 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 18:53

wow dude u need to hit the gym or get balls to beat her up!

GtDriver 6

Wednesday 19 May 2010 3:42

Let me share with you a little nugget of information. Most of these 'bums' aren't really bums and do that for a living. This crazy old guy loiters around the local train station begging for money, (of course wearing ratty clothing) and every year he gets more tan after a trip to Bermuda. A couple of times some guy gets mugged by a 'bum' after they see the money, and we've established that's what happened to you. Sorry for your loss.