By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 142
You deserved it 34 271
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MonkeySpeaks 4

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

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Bubs_fml 0

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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dabears554 0

Dude, never pull out your wallet in front of a bum. I learned that when I was 12.

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xl0_olx 0

LMAO number 5 has a point yo how much do you way 110?

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Bauer_fml 0

I'm voting You Deserved That One not because you got beat up, but because you showed you full wallet infront of a bum. Lesson learned I hope.

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dedao_fml 0

You deserve, cmon, get beaten by a woman? thats jus sad.

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Silhouette_fml 0

How did you lose... you're so much bigger...

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shadexilmaendu 4

A small homeless women? She's probably used to kicking the shit out of people who think she's an easy target.

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marisaichiban 0

#11 is right. Somewhere out there, there's a bum with 200.00 worth of whiskey and crack.

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Bubs_fml 0

#15: Well, if he defended himself, he'd be beating up a 5'0 homeless female and everyone here would be calling him an insensitive asshole.

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ianformean 0

but at least he'd still have his $200.00 I'd rather have $200.00 that be bother about what the interweb police though.

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dol567 0

Aw, that's kind of sad ... and you were being nice, pulling out money to give to him.

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uguysareidiots 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHA U LOSER!! thats sad and pathetic.

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