Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 17:28 - United States - Sharon

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 736

You deserved it 3 730

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 770

You deserved it 52 235

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 588

You deserved it 3 642

By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

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You deserved it 885

Defense!

By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 114

You deserved it 7 132

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, the new security guard of my apartment building tackled me for "suspicious behavior" while I was taking a bag full of dirty kitty litter to the trash chute. He broke my arm and cause the trash bag to explode. When I got back from the hospital, I was fined for littering in the hallway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 930

You deserved it 307

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 232

You deserved it 2 476

Dumpstered

By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 954

You deserved it 5 246

Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 392

You deserved it 50 995

By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 066

You deserved it 2 536

Should be interesting at the office tomorrow…

By confused_lemon - 04/06/2019 00:00

Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 641

You deserved it 673

xemrx 13

Monday 13 January 2014 1:21

Ahh sorry that happened OP! At least he said sorry, and maybe after having such a trashy day today, your day will turn out better tomorrow!

JasonUMN 15

Monday 13 January 2014 1:23

One man's trash is another man's treasure. He was just helping you get a jump start on finding that treasure.

Comments

breakinlegs 19

Monday 13 January 2014 5:25

At least he didn't throw the trash can down with the trash!

worldclassrager 39

Monday 13 January 2014 5:50

That was really a trashy day for you...

InsaneBolt 7

Monday 13 January 2014 5:51

Throwing his garbage out a window? Shit, that is trashy!

EdenCrystal 21

Monday 13 January 2014 7:40

Think on the bright side, maybe he will be charged for littering.

fader48080 10

Monday 13 January 2014 11:02

revenge is sometimes justifiable

jddrinker 6

Monday 13 January 2014 11:44

Lmfao, that happens sometimes.

shaytards_fml 9

Monday 13 January 2014 12:29

boho

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 13 January 2014 13:50

at least it wasn't a different kind of waste bucket

antisocialfreak 3

Monday 13 January 2014 13:51

At least he said sorry

little_one1 14

Monday 13 January 2014 15:14

At leaat he apologized. Most people would just laugh at you.

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