By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 867
You deserved it 10 786

Same thing different taste

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What kind of dog was it? I hope you weren't trying to look macho with a poodle. I think this one needs an illustration :p

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

lol! i hate when i am walking my dog and i have to pick up her poop and i'm walking around w. a bag a poop and a hot guy walks by

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dgafprincess90 0

bahahaha he was makin sure she knew that you were his property! lol

Yeah, well that's what you get for having legs. Next time you'll think a little better and leave your legs at home so your dog won't pee on them.

LionsRawr 0

Lol. When I was little I was walking my dog at night and he was sniffing the ground and he ended up pooping on my foot (I had slippers on) I decided to run to home and wash my foot. Yours was pretty bad too, but don't worry you'll have more crushes.

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

So you pissed on the dog trying to look macho ? That's attractive

briana83 0

Now I have "macho, macho man!" stuck in my head

101 ******* right! I piss on dogs all the time! I also rape kittens

justdesserts 0

YDI for using your dog for you " macho " look.