Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
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airforce987 20

We all know a dog thinks the same as its master :)

34 2
burninnapalm 5

Guess which one is on her period

35 0
Birdie_Sage 0

Bad doggy!!! You need to get yourself a new dog that can handle himself!

3 31
GovernorGeneral 8

Good conversation starter xD

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micahsmommy 13

As long as the dog didn't mark his territory on her she's still fair game.

27 1
crazycatlady5 6

I bet the girls had the hump after that.

1 10
Maddidaddi 0

Haha. Well, if she didn't think it was funny, she's not right for you :)

9 1
SkoomaKi 27

93 - is that right? Get the **** off FML you spamming dick.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Will the mods please delete the spamming comment of 93's?

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margie2194 12

The girls must have been really attractive.

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lovepandorasaver 11

Don't blame the dog for making the move wayy before you probably would have, could have still played it in your favor though

4 2
ICATiger 13

Doggy style! Look like his getting more action then you.

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nofearjenshere 12

The dog obviously thought the girl was cute too.

20 1
Birdie_Sage 0

It's the doggy greetings!

2 11
Birdie_Sage 0

I'd say he deserves it! The dog taught him the only way he'll ever get a girl is to show her your affection on the first sight! He should start taking notes!!!

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br0dawg 6

hell ******' yeah! we should all bark viciously at that one special girl and then mount her without hesitation! that'll really win her over!!!

13 1
Awsumuzzie 12

79, my heart is now putty in your hands from imaging what you just said.

9 5
NoisyNykkii 10

89- Learn how to spell imagining, will you? (I'm a grammar nazi....)

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juicifer 0

He only did what you were thinking

78 2
omgcookeys 15

He chose his girl, you're the wingman; take the other one!

3 0
Birdie_Sage 0

That dog is a rapist.

1 11
ICATiger 13

26- Oh Really? Well then. His climbin' up yo windows. Snatching yo people up!

9 2
Birdie_Sage 0

I believe I can flyyyyyy I believe I can touch the skyyyy Da...da... Daaaaa....

1 22
Big_Chives 7

It's all fun and games until somebody gets mounted...

51 5
2ndSucks 15

Right. Then it's orgasmic, beastial fun.

21 1
muFilter 19

The fun begins when somebody gets mounted...

14 1
mxpklx 12

Correction: it's all fun and games till somebody get mounted in a fursuit.

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ohmandapants 16

Your dog has picked your mate for you. I'd go with his decision if I were you.

56 2
AkshaySauce 5

The dog was just test driving for you.

14 1
golong77 0

Would you wanna be picked because your bf's dog mounted you???

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ohmandapants 16

Dude are you serious? Do you know what a joke is?

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omgcookeys 15

121, dude, never take anyone on fml seriously.

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varamor 1

Haha don't worrie I would pick u if my dog mounted you ;) ;)

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thelinlinx3 10

Well, come on, there's a bright side to this: your dog only mounted on ONE of the girls. You still have one more cute girl that you can maybe impress :D

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Birdie_Sage 0

He sensed that the other girl had smelly armpits and has bits and pieces of crap on her vagaga.

3 9
thelinlinx3 10

Dammit. All hope is lost.

0 0
Epikouros 31

@31: Yeah, because dogs are noted for being picky and hygienic...

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