Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got... - FML

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:29

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

Lol.

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sidewinderbudd 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:40

You could have avoided this by assuming that a random person wouldn't be randomly taking a picture of you, which is just plain creepy, and if he was such a person, chances are he'd already be arrested....

fcuk_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:27

oh.my.god. the funniest fml i've read so far. but you're still kinda of a bitch.

Chronic_Diarrhea 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:15

what a bitch, you need to chill out

icare_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 9:00

OWNED

Tikal_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:43

Wow, are you really that smug to think random people want to take pictures of you? :P

jasmyne04 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:59

Dude okay i think that you were a bitch about it but i also think that he could have been like oh im trying to take a picture of my family but i don't know wow i guess you both desurved it.

ninja28104 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:56

WOW ur such a shmuck and sooooooo rude

gogogor 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:02

Dude put you in your place, *****.

Sammara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:02

I've had people stick cameras in my face before. It's really unsettling, especially when you KNOW they are taking your picture and not asking. But, next time, take a look around before saying anything...

HOLLAcaust 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:05

Well aren't you tough. No one's going to even think to mess with you. Much less with a camera. Are you going to beat up the next 7 year old who looks at you funny?

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