Work: Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all... - FML

By AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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Emzinatorbot 26

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

The irony is real

colby6666 43

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:56

"Hello?" "Yeah...Hey Steve, uh," "Really Mike? Again? This is the third time this month."

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acommonman 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

it happens to the best of us; surely you can call a fellow coworker to help you.

Emzinatorbot 26

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

The irony is real

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:07

Made a key mistake, grasshopper.

Joshery 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:08

Call your boss?

ELoni_fml 25

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:08

Then you know how to fix it ^^

cakefete2 30

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:18

Yes! With the tools that are also locked in the car.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:11

lol I also used to work for AAA and did that. I actually had my reach outside the car but the pump wedge and my phone were inside with the keys.

Charles900 16

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:12

We've all done that once in a while. At least working for the AAA, you can get help quickly.

ToxicTyrael 26

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:17

I'm sorry but what does AAA stand for? I guess your opening doors or cars in your job?

wildgenius 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:23

It stands for "Triple A"

HairIsEverything 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:26

Haha! Of course it stands for triple A. I think anybody could decider that. Anyway, to ACTUALLY answer your question, it's a company that you can have insurance with so whenever you have a problem(ex. locking keys in car, battery dead, flat tire) they will come to your rescue.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:42

I never say Triple A when talking about AAA. I actually say "A A A."

eleven22 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:02

Heheh I have to chuckle at that "madgenius" comment there #10

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:24

Strong with this one, the irony is. Live this down, you won't for forever will this haunt you.

ImBored15 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:57

The first one was good, but the second kinda ruined it. Nice try though!

llamafish 25

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:28

Do you at least get an employee discount?

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