Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us...

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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You deserved it 39 025

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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You deserved it 2 068

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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You deserved it 45 195

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

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You deserved it 2 885

Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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You deserved it 1 018

By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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You deserved it 17 416

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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You deserved it 10 934

AiDen2 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:03

Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:01

Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.

Comments

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:06

Time to re-evaluate your life decisions?

andyyroxx 20

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:20

And why is that?

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:44

#17 Because OPs constant partying, drinking, and drug use have impaired his perception. Then his lack of further education left him without the right information about the anatomical differences between men and women. That's why they should re-evaluate their life decisions!!! Just kidding, I have no clue. (:

SillyGirl4602 23

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:13

11- Why? Because he was admiring an ass that belonged to a guy?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:09

As Socrates said, "A nice ass is a nice ass."

klovemachine 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:19

Socrates is a smart man :-)

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:51

I think he also said "The only thing I know, is that that guy has a nice ass"

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:23

I remember in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" how they kept mispronouncing Socrates' name. (:

Tempest151 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:09

Anybody who says they've never been fooled by a well fitting pair of wranglers is a liar. At least I hope we're not alone on that one OP.

rkmn8r 6

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:11

good point

stewy133 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:20

Everyone makes mistakes lol. Definitely don't be embarrassed about it man!

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:28

take pride in your behind

luminos_ 9

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:32

Asses should not be judged by gender but by appearance, OP. But next time make sure you see the ass-owners face before you comment on it.

ZombieSazza 34

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:52

If you think a guy is a girl, I've got some bad news for you......

PunkySpunky78 15

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:07

To the op I hate people like you People like you think I'm guy because I wear tee shirt and jeans even tho I have big boobs and wear makeup and carry a purse It like ooh that is must be a guy because they are wearing tee shirt and jeans and is fat ugh!

Shrike 23

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:17

Let's face it, you're just another narcissist looking for an excuse to brag on the internet about your supposedly big boobs. Next time just post "I have massive ****, drool over me pls." and be honest about it.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:43

Ehh lighten up 27. 25 also said she looks like a fat guy in t-shirt and jeans so doesn't exactly paint a pretty picture. Just saying.

misspennycakes 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:58

25 are you the full quid?

toelie 26

Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:14

Be fair, #25. Beyond a certain weight any guy would have massive boobs too.

melbaby112 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 10:24

Damn he* has a perfect ass! Would "no ****" even be legit in this case? lol

Dmeister2008 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 15:18

Well maybe not.... It's too late to call no **** now lol you gotta be quick when you say that but I don't think OP is gay bc he saw a nice ass that just so happend belonged to a guy lol he obviously looked like a chick from behind