Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us...

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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AiDen2 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:03

Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:01

Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.

Comments

wildcat90 1

Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:09

As much as i would like 2 make fun of you...i cant. Done the same. Sry man.

sourpatchkidd77 3

Wednesday 13 February 2013 3:11

LOL that's what you get for scopin booties out

callie123amy 4

Wednesday 13 February 2013 7:09

Guys don't have an ass, it's usually flat. So I am confused why u would think a man has a perfect ass?

stoptrying 9

Wednesday 13 February 2013 14:04

Because you've seen every guys ass, right?

withered 30

Thursday 16 June 2016 11:26

Guys do have ass. Same as women do. If you exercise/are fit you have an ass.

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 8:21

that's hot lol

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 13 February 2013 12:02

Surely you could tell it was a bloke by the clothes they were wearing etc?

BellaFurfaro 12

Wednesday 13 February 2013 13:31

The guy in front of us*

noelasis94 18

Sunday 17 February 2013 4:28

And your friend said its to late to late to take it back now didn't he so the real question is did you take it back after the fact?

thuminthumz 5

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:03

dude ..bad news ur gay ..

Guru_Gal 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:40

My friend has done that three times. We'd be walking along and she'd say the guy across the street was hot or had a nice arse, then I'd have to tell her it's really a girl. She does seem to like really feminine looking/sounding men.