Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us...

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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You deserved it 10 942

AiDen2 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:03

Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 12 February 2013 9:01

Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.

Comments

Giluh 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 18:48

Some males out there just straight up have girly figures now.. I mean look at Justin Bieber. That's one ugly woman!

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 19:22

sure, its like complimenting other guys **** at the public urinal, that's not gay at all

scr_sensei 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 19:52

So you say: "Oh. Well shit, that's embarrassing. Damn, HE has a perfect ass."

desertpunk75 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:35

Traps are the most cruel things of all. FYL.

Kingbreezy04 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:46

More like FHL for having an ass like a girl, and I'm assuming wearing tight ass pants.

withered 30

Thursday 16 June 2016 11:16

#69 People like to see good asses on men as well. Just because a guy takes care of his body, exercises and therefore has a good ass it doesn't mean it is girly. Most women I know prefer to look at nice acc on guys than no ass at all.

runfromthedemon 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:49

and? if the dude has a nice ass in your opinion then the dudes got a nice ass. nothing wrong with that

runfromthedemon 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:52

so? If you think the Guy's got a nice ass tgen the dudes got a nice ass. nothing wrong with it don't be a homophobe I've calked guys sexy in front of my girlfriend and I'm straight

runfromthedemon 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:55

so? I'm straight and I've called guys hot in front of my girlfriend don't ve a homophobe. if you think he has a nice ass he has a nice ass.

Kingbreezy04 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:21

70,71,& 73-I think you might be confused about your sexuality buddy. You mentioned how your not gay numerous times and that you have a girlfriend. If your gay so what. You don't owe anybody an explanation.