Transportation: Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly... - FML

By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:52

WOW OMG LET'S TYPE IN ALL CAPS ABOUT USELESS OPINIONS

neverland_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:04

That so sucks. I hate it when nice people have bad things happen to them. Let's hope you get a good break soon for your deed. :)

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random_outburst7 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:52

lol....

FinnGirl12 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:58

The actual art is very good, but it focuses much more like propaganda for the "Reformed Presbyterian General Assembly" church than the FML.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 19:27

This is the worst comic yet. Considering the bar is already pretty low, that is quite an achievement. Way to overkill a good FML. Idiot.

Amkii 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 19:29

I thought the comic was funny... the extra stuff was OK, but definitely just keep to the original FML!

licwid 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:22

Wow, this comic is the worst one on here yet.....by a long ways. Stick to the FML, we read this because most of them are SUPPOSED to be real, even though i'd say most are fake, so please don't add (more) fiction with the comics.

WebGenius 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:22

Sucks yuck :|

dmschaut 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:44

everyone on here is complaining about it but if you knew the artists work you wouldnt be surprised. check out his site http://www.smbc-comics.com/ he is hilarious and this is right o par with his stuff. Love it:P

greenltrn2003 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:56

yeahh the comic sucks...all you had to do was end 9 frames earlier and you woulda been alright

anniemeece 23

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:04

Yes, but the after part wasn't based on the FML at all. It was just random stuff added on. It might have been funny if it at least related to the first half of the comic.

babygirlxoxo 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:59

That comic wasn't the best ever... totally agree that it should've ended after the meteor hit him, but o well. Still a not too bad comic.

DEATHx2 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:53

favorite illustration ever

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