Miscellaneous: Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment...

By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By Aries_gurl - 23/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:19

*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?

UpYourself 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:18

Creepy

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Kenpachi_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:49

o0o0o0o0o....sexy time

1ParanoidAndroid 7

Thursday 17 September 2009 10:26

Men can be so creepy. If it were me I wouldn't mind so much if it were one pair, but ALL of them? Now the question is did he did he take them to fantasize or wear?

sucktobeyou 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 10:40

stalk him.....steal his underwear next time when he do the laundry

Flea_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 11:18

Here's what you do to get back @ him. invite the whole building for a party... to HIS apartment :) it'll be extra awesome if u know when he does his other creepy stuff inside his apartment!

chelsiedee 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 11:19

Wow...creepy and gross. I bet he's making a shrine for u and all the otherpanties he stole from other women..hah

Starsmydog 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 11:22

dumbass.. I am going to assume you went to college since your living in a complex... well in college what do we do when we do laundry? We sit near by and wait until it's done. Why? Because assholes like to take what isn't there or screw with your clothes just because. Next time you do your ******* laundry bring a book or something to amuse you, sit your fat ass down and wait until its ******* done.