Miscellaneous: Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment...

By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By Aries_gurl - 23/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:19

*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?

UpYourself 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:18

Creepy

Comments

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:18

Hahahaha. I love that. "How can we trust you?" That's like a personal body guard getting beaten up while off-duty.

flex_able 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:22

you shouldnt put your underwear in machines that are for SHARING!!! thats sooo gross.... HAND WASH!!!!

flex_able 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:24

why are you putting your underwear in machines ment for SHARING!! THAT IS SICK!!! hand wash your damn panties!!!!!!! i feel sorry for the person using it after you, not you YDI!!!!!!

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:44

??? What sheltered world do you live in. I'm sure all the people in the Bronx high-rises have washer and dryers in their home.. And hand washing? really? This ain't Little Home on the Prarie.

3rdDegree 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:33

what's the deal with stealing underwear?

AmySaysAHH 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:36

When i lived in an apartment complex when i was 17, that happened to me! the guy that lived in the apartment below us was caught with 42 pairs of underwear, 7 of which were mine. he was a creepy, creepy man

RubixMonkey 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:15

That is my point exactly. She should have watched her laundry.

youreawhore 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:23

So... Miss LuLu... what kind of interesting underwear do we have today? *Suave face*

bharfst618 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:27

Wow. Sounds like a page right out of my book. I've had this happen to me TWICE. There was a year difference and the first time he took ALL of my underwear and then dropped it off outside of my apt door, this last time he just took 1 pair.