By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?

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IronWarrior 9

I think someone has a stalker who had progressed from watching to full on underoo theft...

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plexico 3

This story bums me out because it appears the neighbor stole her underwear between the wash and the dry cycles, so by then they we clean, Booooring! Now, if he (I am guessing) stole your soiled underwear, we could only imagine what disgusting, depraved and perverted things he'd do with them. And then the fun begins!

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zack767 0

there's usauly a sign that says do not leave clothes unatended

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Xader 0

It's there for a reason. Take a book.

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xkitten 0

This is why you shouldn't leave your wash unattended no matter how boring it is.

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p00p0ster0us 0

That sucks. Might not have been your neighbor. Might have. Not good to jump to conclusions.

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DrunkenValor 0

Now he's at home, sniffing your underwear whilst wearing your bra's. You've just made a mans day, this isn't a FML, it's an act of charity.

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Intoxicunt 5

Oh em gee, another awesome comment from you? I could actually tell it was yours before I clicked on the FML. You win, yet again. I put you on my list of awesome people on my profile. :)

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plexico 3

I'm picturing him stuffing one of the bra cups with the dirty panties and strapping the thing on like a surgical mask. But that's just me.

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Intoxicunt 5

I'm picturing ME doing that. How uncanny. Side note: Anyone want to give me some (used) underwear so I can be creepy too???? Please?

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DrunkenValor 0

You're suppose to steal them, afterall you're a fledgling stalker.

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RubixMonkey 0

bum bum bada bum "Oh Mr. Creeper your penis is soooooooooooooooo biiiiiiiiiig." "Oh Lulu I want you so bad, I have some underwear for you to try on. Don't worry, I just drooled on them a little!" Lulu then proceeds to strangle Creeper with her thong, steal his money and run. Because Lulu is really Lulu Underwear Undercover Agent, protecting women from creepers everywhere.

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Intoxicunt 5

:D The name Lulu is win as well. I like Undercover Underwear Recovery Agent, personally. :)

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RubixMonkey 0

Yeah but she just got demoted for a failed job. Now she is just the Underwear Agent. Lulu get me the thong for case 23. Lulu: But I thought I was... Boss: You lost your own underwear...how can we TRUST you?

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