By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
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Wederoney 16

At least you can imagine what would happen if you did.

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Kiki242 19

We've all had that moment where a parent is like "if you ever did that".

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jennababe98 9

He sounds like the rough kind of parent that OP should know not to mess with.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Hmm the line between expression of parental love and alpha-male domineering becomes blurry in this case. And the two aren't always compatible ;)

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Obey_StudBoii 23

True that it is.

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illegalbeagle69 23

I think I understand... wait.. no.. my dumbass comment deciphering skills just left..

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lininnes 6

"OK dad, I will never say: **** you dad! to u, which I had just said to u though."

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VentiAnemoi 20

It clearly was a joke from your father.

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LilMissHotHead 10

That was random, but at the right moment... I think he planned it!!!O.o

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ksktwin84 14

I think 7 is implying that maybe the dad thought OP said it

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DaDezza244 31

And get hit in the head again after warning OP not to use those words?

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