By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
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myeverydaymylife 21

And then you take a selfie of you with him in the background, setting you on fire. All about that #selfie

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Comments

Darknyan 10

Maybe you should've taken a selfie with him.

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tournamentdecide 33

Do you realize a groupie is someone who follows bands around?

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sjbartholome 14

@29, Do you realize that some words have more than one definition? Probably not based on your comment there.

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cjwayy 22

Do you all realize that it's all just pop culture and you all need to chill?

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tournamentdecide 33

You know, people aren't quite fond of dicks. Which definition would you like to be for that word? The crusty, wrinkly appendage or a jerk?

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HersheySquirts 17

#45 your coment had me on the edge.....Horrible visualizations.

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BassinBoy14 13

45- The description of crusty... I'm not sure weather you've never seen one, or you've made choices with very unhygienic men...

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tournamentdecide 33

I made it as gross sounding as possible because I imagine that person like so.

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Zougibourg_fml 6

It's actually a dussie. Uh no sorry it's a tuggy

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myeverydaymylife 21

And then you take a selfie of you with him in the background, setting you on fire. All about that #selfie

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JoshTheTacoMan 19

Whether or not you deserve it depends on the context.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Well, setting her alight seems slightly over the top even if she is a "selfie taker". Hard to argue against a good punch in the face if she is, though...

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LostInTheZone11 29

If I was 21 I would buy him a case of beer for that comment.

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badluckalex 23

go home 16, youre drunk

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LostInTheZone11 29

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Googolman 29

You got downvoted because people didn't like your comment, so quit whining about it. There's nothing more annoying when people try to defend themselves after having a comment downvoted. Also, 49 didn't even say "your", he said "you're". So, the only real mistake he made was leaving out the apostrophe, which was likely only a typing error.

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NotGabe 28

But first, let me take a selfie.

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vairyhagina 11

You, are hilarious. I did not see that coming.

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sdroze1389 31

I can't say I blame him. I would have added "after you're ablaze, I would quell the inferno with a mighty stream of urine"

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garrett_8614 14

Yea you might be taking it a little too far #8

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Martinez0285 28

I would have to agree with pops

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