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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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Dork

By Anonymous - 20/04/2023 03:00

Today, while watching Harry Potter, I realized I don't have any positive memories to be able to do a Patronus Charm. FML

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By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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At last! Well done!

By dumbgirl4lyf - 01/10/2012 18:24 - Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

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It's my new look

By Fenny - 27/02/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By RedFace - 05/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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mischief_managed_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:58

Don't worry, I've done this too... Harry Potter is great. :)

zabeth_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:11

OP: Google 'mirror neurons' - it's natural to mimic what you see, like wincing when someone gets punched in the balls or smiling when others are smiling. S'called being human. :) At least your brain's intact?

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mischief_managed_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:58

Don't worry, I've done this too... Harry Potter is great. :)

Spongii101 12

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:20

I did it in the cinema at the end of Dumbledore's speech... everyone stared at me :P

SupKev 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:40

haha ive done that

poorfml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 7:41

lol I did it to you're not alone

lils_fml 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:06

It's all right, when I watch them at home I find myself talking to my tv. Talk about a major FML moment.

nuclear 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:59

Hey, it's not your fault you're really into the movie! :)

pandora_spocks 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:07

#2s hot!

sheagstaz 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:46

agreed

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Heyhey, the great hall atmosphere is awesome!

milooo 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

YLIA

WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

fkjiwefakris 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:04

#6 she probably can. watch out.

loser_fml 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:05

We've all done this... :(

sunrises_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:06

nothing wrong with that. harry potter is amazing.

funplex 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:06

I love Harry Potter.

zabeth_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:11

OP: Google 'mirror neurons' - it's natural to mimic what you see, like wincing when someone gets punched in the balls or smiling when others are smiling. S'called being human. :) At least your brain's intact?

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