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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Danne696 14

Sunday 17 September 2017 23:44

I really hope he knew about the camera and just assumed you wouldn't be watching. Still, you should probably let him know that you saw him so you can avoid the same situation again.

Tripartita 44

Monday 18 September 2017 0:04

Life under an oppressive and watchful big brother can make you do crazy things. I wish your "roommate" a speedy escape. *fist of solidarity*

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SteelSoul5 9

Monday 18 September 2017 17:36

Awesome if you're a girl and if you're single and you saw that he's hung- jump on !! Hahhahaha

Isa_fml 20

Monday 18 September 2017 21:09

He knows about the camera, right? :/

Cav86 5

Saturday 30 September 2017 3:13

Change your roommate to someone of a different sex. Problem solved

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