Alexa, play "Isolation" by Joy Division

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 22:56 - United States - Ashburn

Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You should have been more specific with God. When you pray, you need to tell Him you need a week in a nice vacation spot with perfect health. Otherwise, He'll fulfill your wish the easy way -- with a plague.

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Yudith 24

Two paid weeks off work! Now let's pray for a speedy recovery; it looks like you've got God's attention for the time being.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have been more specific with God. When you pray, you need to tell Him you need a week in a nice vacation spot with perfect health. Otherwise, He'll fulfill your wish the easy way -- with a plague.

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MidnaLink 33

I mean, be careful what you wish for, but at least it came true in a roundabout way. Do they pay you for whatever hours you would have originally worked during your new time off?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

The Lord giveth, and The Lord taketh away.

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Yudith 24

Two paid weeks off work! Now let's pray for a speedy recovery; it looks like you've got God's attention for the time being.

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grumblebum 16

Be careful what you ask for. Last December my son survived 5 stab wounds during a mugging. After he healed he was planning on going interstate road trip in his friend's beater car for his birthday back in March, I was not yet ready to let him go and hoped that something would happen to prevent the trip. Within the week Covid hit here, I feel a little guilty.

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