Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on...

By LonelyInLA - 16/02/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

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You deserved it 4 992

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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You deserved it 3 767

By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

Hush

By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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You deserved it 344

By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 176

You deserved it 5 002

By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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You deserved it 4 135

By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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You deserved it 5 377

By Sam l. - 10/11/2012 06:51 - United States

Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 159

You deserved it 3 653

By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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You deserved it 109 694

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 752

You deserved it 9 094

Romaine_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:29

Should have said: "Fat hairy men? Hmm, to be honest I think she'd probably fall in love with you first"

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:08

Oh Shut The **** Up!

Comments

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:31

I guess parents really do listen to beer commercial. Next thing you know they bought you some Axe, then you know you're screwed.

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 8:46

Or with BudLight he's the most awesome!

threefitty25 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:08

oww...

8ranko 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:42

you deserved that one!!!...sorry but is true....

crazycar 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:42

#4 and #6 This is the United States of America. Alcolohol is our bread and butter baby! But serious dude, are you fat and hairy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

capslockisgood 19

Friday 23 November 2012 13:13

No, Jesus is bread!

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:35

Nice, thanks for the lol

Dr_Evil_Genius 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 11:31

That is one of the WORST commercials in television history. Not only are they pushing urine in a bottle, but they are pushing the mistreatment of women. I kept waiting for her to say "I take a good left cross and right upper cut when my man gets drunk". I am thankful for my girlfriend and what she has meant to me. Dudes really should find a nice girl and when they do, give back the positive effects that are bestowed upon them.

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:08

Oh Shut The **** Up!

dabears554 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:50

That's a great commercial! It describes me perfectly! I have a little bit fat, a little bit hairy back, I like to watch a lot of football and go out with the boys!