Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good...

By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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ImagineCrazy 27

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:34

Have you contacted the police?

InfiniteSunshine 32

Sunday 17 July 2016 17:03

File a police report immediately, that's theft. I really don't understand what goes through peoples minds, did she honestly think she would get away with this? 1) you pretty much immediately know it was her when you come home to find your stuff missing and her gone, and 2) once you file a report, since she's connected to you, it shouldn't be that difficult for the police to find her. Good luck, hope you get your stuff back soon and your ex-roomate gets charged.

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baileybutler 16

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:31

Guess you won't miss her too much anymore.... Sorry op

iiSpitMarbles 16

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:31

What a bitch.

slappygecko 21

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:31

So. Your wife?

ImagineCrazy 27

Sunday 17 July 2016 16:34

Have you contacted the police?

InfiniteSunshine 32

Sunday 17 July 2016 17:03

toolazytotype99 18

Sunday 17 July 2016 17:25

Should've gotten her a farewell gift

BananEnigma 24

Sunday 17 July 2016 20:02

A police report would be the appropriate "gift" in this case

Arcanel 18

Sunday 17 July 2016 21:16

Find your ex roommate and get your shit back. Hell to the no no do you just let that shit happen.

TabooSushi 24

Sunday 17 July 2016 22:29

File a police report, NOW. Don't feel guilty or hesitant for it. She stole your shit, she deserves to be punished. If the total worth of stolen items is above $1000 I believe, she can be charged with grand theft. Do it.