Love: Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train....

By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

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By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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Attempted good deed

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML

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Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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Five bucks

By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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vanadesse 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

vee_baby 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

Comments

theblueone4 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:05

uhmm...i'm sorry. i don't feel too much sympathy for those who buy super expensive clothing like that. chances are, you could have gotten a VERY similar dress for a quarter of the price elsewhere. YDI.

kmj84 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:05

who would wear a $500 dress on a train? your a d.a.

MukyDaCookie 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:08

if you can spend 500 on a dress, u can drive. Why are you on the train?

Above_The_Sea_ 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:09

^ #9

hbk2369 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:10

women always seem to think they are being hit on...

elliebelle1990 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:15

what a nice man. hes offering your fat snobby ass a seat on the train

teadaze 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:23

What makes you think him offering you the seat was intended to boost your ego in the first place?

blurred_thots 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:32

Whatever. If your feel confident in that dress then don't let that one comment bring you down. Beside, he was just being nice. This is not really a fml if you take it in a nonoffensive way.