Animals: Today, I was woken by the sound of music coming from my living... - FML

By elguapo3745 - 29/02/2016 18:20 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was woken by the sound of music coming from my living room at 1:30 am. My cat had managed to turn on the stereo and turn the volume all the way up. Just as I fell asleep again, there was a knock at the door. The police showed up about a noise complaint. FML

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elguapo3745 16

Monday 29 February 2016 23:41

I havent even met my neighbors, now i dont want to

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Tripartita 44

Monday 29 February 2016 23:04

Nice! Normally, just Sting shows up in response to noise complaints made against me, so it's cool that you get the whole band.

Starshrek 11

Monday 29 February 2016 22:58

Tell the the truth and hope they believe you.... Just kidding you're ******

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manga_fml 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:59

Party cat! "We are having a party today. And tomorrow. And forever."

cheesy2777 18

Monday 18 April 2016 10:43

What if your neighbors tricked the cat to turn on the music just to call the cops ?!

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