By foreveralone - 13/11/2012 10:23 - Australia - Wollongong

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML
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VonGore 6

Ah, the things we do when we think no one is watching.

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thefella 10

Not sure why you would do that if there was still a chance people would still be shopping in the store.

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VonGore 6

Ah, the things we do when we think no one is watching.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I'm just wondering why OP felt the need to close her eyes...

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honeybadgerr 9

Op kind of gave a new meaning to "dance like Nobody is watching"

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Inheritance 10

#foreveralone Could've been worse, could've been a bag of fruit or vegetables.

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Whaaaaaat734 6

#This isn't Twitter.

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sens3sfailing 24

i don't have twitter sooooooo #hashtag....sure, lets go with that.

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Karalela44 15

Like my mad dancing 'skills'

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cookie_3008 4

Could have been worse... At least you weren't "making out" with the box while you danced...?? Or were you? /=S

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thefella 10

Not sure why you would do that if there was still a chance people would still be shopping in the store.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Why not? OP had to entertain themselves by doing something.

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mfischer 17

You haven't worked in retail, have you?

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boofgall 16

There's been a few times that I've done an Irish jig while I thought nobody was in the store.

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damn_homie 2

But closing your eyes though? Lol shouldn't have done that.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Hopefully you were at least a good dancer.

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Voldy_fml 16

That must've been pretty embarrassing! Woah, FYL indeed.

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AzNbABe69 0

4 Pretty embarrassing? I'm gonna say that it was extremely embarrassing, yet hilarious at the same time. I'm wondering though, did you think he was your date? Possibly dance partner? Lol

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ks23 9

As long as you didn't know the customers dancing with the box is worse. And how long we're you dancing to allow ten customers to line up?

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RedPillSucks 31

Was this a guns and ammo store?

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Welshite 39

No, it was at a Walmart; she was dancing to "Is This Love" with an empty condoms box.

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cptmorgan6 8

A near-empty Walmart?! Blasphemy! Show me this Walmart you speak of.

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peachesncreem 21

Sorry fellas, no Walmarts here in Aus :)

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SirBreaksalot 9

75- it's only a matter of time until they spread...

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trellz17 19

This is kinda funny actually. Just hope no one took a picture and posted it on Instagram or something.

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missalkali 8

i certainly hope someone took a picture. this more of a hehe moment than a meme moment

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nosybear13 7

Lol sorry op fyl but maybe it's time to start dating again...

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