Work and Animals: Stressed out

Stressed out

By mystermoon - 25/06/2019 16:00

Today, at my job in a pet store, my boss had me pull all the bags of food out and restock them so that they sat pretty. Five minutes later, the store is full of people. My manager screamed, "They're touching things!" and locked himself in the office with a cup of tea. He has the only open register. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Exploitation

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 02:01

Today, my supervisor told me to stock the bedding department, so I did all the pallets set out, with an hour to spare to clean up, only for my supervisor to bring out three more once she saw I was done. FML

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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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By Bob - 21/01/2010 13:33 - Canada

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2014 02:48 - United States - Fresno

Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML

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Protocol

By zuko - 27/12/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, in the store I work at, I was screamed at multiple times for not staying 6 feet away from everyone. The store is packed, and there is not even 6 feet of free space to work with. FML

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WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 25 June 2019 17:16

I'll take things that never happened for $500 alex. Seriously if you guys are going to post bs at least make them beliveable.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 25 June 2019 18:04

If true what would be an epic mental breakdown.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 June 2019 16:42

Well, the thing-touchers are going to have to wait a while before being able to ring up. Hopefully, they won’t mess up your pretty bags!

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 25 June 2019 17:16

I'll take things that never happened for $500 alex. Seriously if you guys are going to post bs at least make them beliveable.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 25 June 2019 18:04

If true what would be an epic mental breakdown.

Sheogorath 4

Tuesday 25 June 2019 20:17

Lmfao!! Me every time I clean the house. CAN'T YOU STOP LIVING YOUR LIFE FOR 3 HOURS?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 26 June 2019 1:37

get the dogs on them!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 26 June 2019 2:29

He wouldn't be a manager if he behaved that way.

SkyyGirl17 4

Friday 28 June 2019 12:41

I've had plenty of incompetent managers. I don't understand why/how some people get hired or promoted to those positions. The staff underneath those managers tend to know more about the job/place/business than a lot of the ones who hold higher positions, no matter how long they have been 'managers'. This is just my experience with most managers I (or others I know) have had. Whether this is true or not, there are some extremely unfit ones!

alycion 38

Wednesday 26 June 2019 11:53

OCD meltdown. He needs to get a med adjustment. Bad. Like yesterday bad. And I’m laughing because I’ve witnessed a few of those and had a few myself. MI is fun.ny