By foreveralone - 13/11/2012 10:23 - Australia - Wollongong

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML
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VonGore 6

Ah, the things we do when we think no one is watching.

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thefella 10

Not sure why you would do that if there was still a chance people would still be shopping in the store.

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mykelinva 4

Did they clap? If not, they should be shot... ;-)

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winkydog4056 16

That box? A whole lot better than most men out there....and it doesn't talk. Perfect partner!

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GlobalGenocide 8

Dunno if its just me but keep thinking these are fake, I mean who dances with a box? Kangaroo maybe, but a box?

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perdix 29

The worst part is that annoying customer tapping on your shoulder trying to cut in and dance with your sexy box.

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luvlifeyolo 1

Those ones are the worst.

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Enslaved 36

I was going to guess "Man in the Box" but OP said 80's not 90's so. . . "Here I go again" on my own?

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AliSama 17

Would you care to dance? I would be honored!

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hellproof023 6

It's people like you that cause me to read those posts of people bitching at wal mart on fb. Ain't nobody got time for that shit

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thatageguy 1

I love dancing box. Gonna grab my singles and sit front row.

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