Miscellaneous: Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 451

You deserved it 3 279

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 243

You deserved it 3 588

By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 661

You deserved it 47 132

By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 109 585

You deserved it 4 996

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 853

You deserved it 2 296

By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 503

You deserved it 2 855

By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 310

You deserved it 31 141

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 912

You deserved it 15 365

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 802

You deserved it 10 512

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 384

You deserved it 10 681

Sadface590172 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:11

welcome to walmart

Comments

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:40

Thanks for the image. What the ****. I've worked at Wal-Mart, too. You get all sorts of weird people. Get a better job soon!

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:46

I'm assuming she tried them on without underwear, found she could see the hair and so tried them on with underwear.

Bryan_Z 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:47

OMG YUCK!

chickitychina 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:11

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i feel so bad for you!!!

technobutterfly 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:19

Wow you're all prudes. OP has a job. Be glad he's not scamming his way through social security.

som_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:21

ugh, I wish walmart didn't have that "return everything" policy. Now someone out there is buying pants some woman rubbed her pubic hair all over.

JiggstheMan 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:38

I just died inside thinking about that.

mad_masquerade 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:46

Me too. Note to self - No buying clothing at WalMart.

madame_malfoy 4

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:40

...thankfully i havn't eaten yet...and at this rate i don't think i want to...

FYL84 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:48

WTF yo, why didn't you tell her she can't return something that's DIRTIED by her pubes

KumoFF7 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:03

Maybe he's a teenager working there? Maybe?

Keywords

Relatable Miscellaneous Awkward Embarrassing Health Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Love Work Weird AITA Dating Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Public freakouts Fight Neighbours Cops Drugs Medication Teenagers Dogs Animals Video games

The Top

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ILLUSTRATED FMLMeghan's website : http://www.kawaiinot.com/ & http://www.murphypop.com/ If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice [at] fmylife.com including a link to your website/blog/DA. Bu...

I agree, your life sucks 11

You deserved it 21

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 092

You deserved it 471

The Top

Today, our bathroom is so cold that my shea butter and homemade coconut oil toothpaste are too hard to get out of the jar. Yes, that’s the same room I get naked in twice a day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 772

You deserved it 221

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 120

You deserved it 8 923

Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 591

You deserved it 308

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 553

You deserved it 3 403

Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 091

You deserved it 237

Today, I still can't get my ex out of my house. It's been a year and he, "refuses to give up on something special." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 199

You deserved it 589

Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate it

Sad and lonely

Top comments

Comments