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By sandi519 - 13/03/2012 03:10 - United States

Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML

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By a little less poor at least - 21/04/2013 16:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML

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By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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Toxic much?

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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Catchy turn of phrase

By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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Chill out, man!

By Marcowalker95 - 07/08/2012 04:16 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML

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syki 22

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:31

They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.

raspygirl 12

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:31

Soo rude

Comments

lolfood 24

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:40

Gaggity gaggity gaggity goo

XtraEzeee 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 7:02

I think you mean giggi... Ohhh I see what you did there.

HateLife66 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:41

He's a derp

boomhauer18 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:50

Dumb fag

ghostlilac 25

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:56

Can't tell if trolling or just stupid.

TheBetrayer 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:01

His dumb what?

kkillaj 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:43

Kinky

taerts 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:48

Not kinky, just very disrespectful. There was no need to make a comment like that when op was just doing her job enthusiastically.

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:45

Google "help help" this time.

TexasJosh 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:46

That is very disrespectful, some people I have come to believe were just born assholes.

l0v3p4in 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:48

See, OP, old men like him are the reason tasers were invented. So you can shock the hell out of his *gag* balls.

mom0_fml 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:49

time to slap a mofker

starman02 12

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:54

Ouch! What a jerk!

KittyWantMilk 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:57

And that's when you make sure the sound system they buy dosent work.

starman02 12

Tuesday 13 March 2012 5:58

Ball gag- a jawbreaker like ball that will get shoved down their throat to the point that they will gag, and presumably die.. Orgasmic

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