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Same thing different taste
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Toxic much?
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A cashier's life
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Catchy turn of phrase
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Chill out, man!
By Marcowalker95 - 07/08/2012 04:16 - United States - Panorama City
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OP does, apparently. (;
45- I'll tell you who DOESN'T: lifelong McDonalds employees. You want a pat on the back for being an arrogant illiterate?
•The people that thought of the name for gushers •Stereotypical teenage girls in bad tv shows from the 80s-90s •People with a wider vocabulary than Stephanie Meyer •Writers colorfully describing situations where (a) character(s) is/are loosing large amounts of blood very quickly •Non cookie-cut twits •People who like fun words •Trolls
Lean in close and say "you know, a lot of pornos start with a guy buying something" Then wink and glance pointedly at the most expensive one. If he's not sold, add in a sexy voice "trust me, it's worth it" If he tries anything, sue him for sexual harassment (your store has cameras right?) If he just won't buy, hold up his wallet (which of course you picked from his pocket while you were leaning in) with all his info in it, specifically all the info you need to find his wife/someone else whom he wouldn't want knowing this story. Trust me ^_^ he'll buy (or press charges, but let's not think about that)
And men are the reason why birth control was invented
You should have replied, "Well meb like you are the reason vibrators were invented."
You should have replied, "Well men like you are the reason vibrators were invented." and then proceeded to walk away.
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They put the 'S' and 'M' in SexisM.
Soo rude