By hawksbc - 28/11/2012 15:14 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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hawksbc 3

Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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bombshellbabee01 9

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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DocBastard 38

Well, it IS called an amusement park. Obviously these idiots' idea of amusement is not the same as yours.

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ICastillo 24

You should have thrown them back and had a little dart war.

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catatonicsleep 17

Don't you have the ability to refuse to sell darts to obviously intoxicated people because of the dangers?

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Harpy20 24

Doesn't really matter since he had already sold them the first time. Now that he knows, sure...

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salpop 11

Wow! I do hope you were able to flee. And that they ran out of darts quickly and didn't have a bucket of them.

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stormchaser24 24

You should have never let them play in the first place if they where drunk. Did you dart out of the way? Did they win a big stuffed teddy bear?

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HortonThelephant 15

You little ******! That's what you get for not holding still. The sign said I needed a bulls-eye to win the stuffed pink elephant!

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puggy74 5

Where was the bulls eye on u? Ur head?

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