By hawksbc - 28/11/2012 15:14 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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hawksbc 3

Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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bombshellbabee01 9

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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HortonThelephant 15

21 Hey baby. I'm diggin' your colors. Wanna get together sometime and we can make baby patchwork pachyderms?

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SenselessPattern 12

Horton Hears a Who-re, the infamous sequel banned in 73 countries.

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Alphakhiash 13

There's a joke about OP's balloons here somewhere.

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chrissy2 28

I watched a high person try and do that once.

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perdix 29

As a job, rat farming is looking better and better.

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icepick23 12

At least the darts weren't poison-tipped

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skullofdarkness 18

Why the **** would they have poison darts at an amusement park? Think before you post genius… -_-

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chrissy2 28

That would have lawsuit written all over it.

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

You shouldn't have let them play if you knew before they were intoxicated

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Chaylbs_Draco 8

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dart!

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doglover100 28

They were drunk so that wasn't good in the first place.

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