By hawksbc - 28/11/2012 15:14 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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hawksbc 3

Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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bombshellbabee01 9

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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skullofdarkness 18

I'm saying ydi for giving sharp objects to intoxicated people… never a good idea…

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hawksbc 3

Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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BlowinChronic 18

Yeah, in that case I think it would be time to try and find a new job before you get killed...

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skullofdarkness 18

Perhaps a bucket of ice water for those people???

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chrissy2 28

I hope you at least reported them.

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yusaku02 20

Glad you didn't get hit

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DontSaveMe 16

Glad you weren't hurt, OP! The couple are a pair of asshats!

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winkydog4056 16

Did these inebriated geniuses hit a bullseye?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Long as you stayed well back...

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alexisb11697 4

Hopefully their intoxication made their aim 10 times worse so they missed c:

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hannnahmarie 14

Hope you're okay OP! But hey, least they still paid you!

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Shadowvoid 33

Didn't anyone tell you? You are the target that gives bonus points.

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Therewhenneeded 16

Hope you were able to call security and kick them out of the park.

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