By copshop - 10/11/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 292
You deserved it 36 047

Same thing different taste

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blargheria 0

Supervisor of the year award goes to...

bigAC 6

you're like one of those Windex bird

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perdix 29

It shouldn't matter whether your window was open or not, you're going to be fired for sleeping on the job. You'd think in today's economy, people would make an effort to keep a job. It seems the biggest part of a security guard's job is maintaining consciousness. Not too hard, but beyond the OP's ability.

How do you know he didn't have a damn good reason for falling asleep? Maybe he was at the doctors during the day time and got no sleep. At most he should be warned unless its continual.

perdix 29

The reason he gave was "doing paperwork," which is not a damn good reason. For a job where you get paid to do nothing, except for a few seconds every few months or years, the requirement to stay awake cannot be compromised.

TraceCase_ 19

I work graves and I would never sleep on the job. Maybe because I work hard and am too busy to think about sleep but mostly because I rest in the daytime to prepare myself to stay up all night. Just because you choose to have a job with hours during the time most people are home sleeping doesn't give you the right to come to work tired.

Icecream93 4

aint it good that you didnt use pepperspray on your supervisor?

Thank God, your status as rent a cop will never go more than that. And that your soon to be name will be, ex rent a cop. You're a disgrace to you're fellow comrades I'm quite sure. Not only did you endanger your dumb ass, but possibly other people's as well. Falling asleep at any job is shitty, but especially as a security guard or other like profession. YDI ten fold, and if I would have been your supervisor I'd have pulled you out and whipped your ass. Then fired you. And ripped your eyeballs out and stuck a pencil up your **** you human feces clown nazi **** wit.

It's nice to see the last sentence was added, and edited by our wonderful mods. That's pretty sad.

A "Scream" mask? How lame. You're clearly unfit for that job.