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It shouldn't matter whether your window was open or not, you're going to be fired for sleeping on the job. You'd think in today's economy, people would make an effort to keep a job. It seems the biggest part of a security guard's job is maintaining consciousness. Not too hard, but beyond the OP's ability.
How do you know he didn't have a damn good reason for falling asleep? Maybe he was at the doctors during the day time and got no sleep. At most he should be warned unless its continual.
That's hilarious! =P
LMAO Felt great huh
I work graves and I would never sleep on the job. Maybe because I work hard and am too busy to think about sleep but mostly because I rest in the daytime to prepare myself to stay up all night. Just because you choose to have a job with hours during the time most people are home sleeping doesn't give you the right to come to work tired.
bahahahaha fail smart one!
Thank God, your status as rent a cop will never go more than that. And that your soon to be name will be, ex rent a cop. You're a disgrace to you're fellow comrades I'm quite sure. Not only did you endanger your dumb ass, but possibly other people's as well. Falling asleep at any job is shitty, but especially as a security guard or other like profession. YDI ten fold, and if I would have been your supervisor I'd have pulled you out and whipped your ass. Then fired you. And ripped your eyeballs out and stuck a pencil up your **** you human feces clown nazi **** wit.
It's nice to see the last sentence was added, and edited by our wonderful mods. That's pretty sad.
And what did we learn?
A "Scream" mask? How lame. You're clearly unfit for that job.
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Supervisor of the year award goes to...
you're like one of those Windex bird