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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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By Joe - 16/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By 552220000 - 14/06/2019 22:00

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML

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By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 07:23

Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML

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sailorguy 2

Friday 18 March 2011 22:46

YDI for being a cheating low life crooked lousy student who can't do well without breaking the rules that other people follow.

DocBastard 38

Friday 18 March 2011 22:56

Aww, you poor thing! You looked silly because you were cheating. Well boo ******* hoo, you idiot scumbag. Maybe you'll learn something from this experience, but based on your story, you haven't got two brain cells to rub together. Repeat after me, "Is that for here or t? go?" Get used to saying that.

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vi3tno_romeo 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:24

don't hate they player, hate the game

daniferrr 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:35

that's why you just write the answers on your thigh...

fubar4961 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:43

To tell the truth i kinda want to know what kind of note it was... cause OP didn't say what was on the note could have been from a friend saying hi or something... just saying

Proudmary 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:10

Whenever I see a YDI for cheating on this or any similar FMLs I stop and wonder whether the person saying that is a hypocrite or a mostly no-lifer.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:39

So if they said that they agreed the OPs life sucked because she embarrassed herself while trying to hid the note, that would mean they had a life?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:55

Whenever I read a comment like that I wonder if the person is an insecure degenerate trying to excuse his/her pathetic lapse of sense or if he/she is just plain stupid.

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:10

Hmm. A small pin through the note on the hem of your skirt. Woulda worked better.

Proudmary 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:15

Being smart has nothing to do with cheating, idiot.

LmFaO4realz 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:20

well at least u survived

mandyd80 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:22

I find it funny how most of the people bitching the op out have probably cheated themselves at some time.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:08

That still wouldn't mean they had to feel bad for her. A person knows the risks if they are going to cheat. Anything that happens to him/her as a result of their cheating is his/her own fault. If things go wrong he/she brought it on themselves. Not Cheating = No problems, it's simple.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:06

Or it could just be that thepeople bitching her out are pissed off that they have been honest and worked hard for what they have while morons like OP cheat to get the same thing. Ever considered that? Or have you been too busy on your high horse?

FuniezSarahLoves 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:27

thats so stupid, if ur in high school and they catch u, no good college will accept u, and if ur in college they kick u outta the course!!!! dont risk that!