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Hope you are posting this from a hospital bed. Get well soon.
You didn't go to the hospital the first time you noticed..? GO NOW.
18 - exactly what i was thinking. i read that and said, 'oh god, no'.
Great. Another Beiber whose balls havn't dropped yet. I guess holloween came early this year, OP.
dammit, enon! Now I just picture OP saying "Ohhhh yeeeaah" while peeing.
#1 couldn't have said it better myself. Get well soon. And if you aren't at a hospital, you might want to go now. That sounds serious. Good luck man.
So Ethan is a doctor now too? If you get hard enough in the kidneys, you'll piss blood. It's obviously not normal, but also not a huge deal. No need to GO NOW. You'll be okay.
What Nixon said as he committed this deed. DAMN HIPPIES!!!!!
Revolutionary way of donating blood will come soon one day
Bravo11 - and you ARE a doctor? According to your profile, you're 15. You don't know the first ******* thing about medicine. The reality is that urinating blood is NEVER normal, and it is potentially a huge deal because it could be a sign of a SERIOUS injury to the kidney. It isn't something that should ever be brushed off. This isn't a scratch on your knee, nitwit. He's peeing blood.
You better be in the hospital
moron.
... Wtf... why would you claim beiber? What about OP or something straight. I wouldn't laugh even if you took the name pony master, or something. Lmao
Oh my god -___- thats what some fags said.. I just put for some stupid reason.
Of course they don't. They pee and poop butterflies.
Hopefully it's not for 2 hours straight
if it went on for 2 hours straight that would be one hell of an impressive bladder.
It's ok, it was Nixon. That man is allowed to do anything!
Brings a new meaning to water gate
The only good that came out of Watergate was a man that calls himself Deepthroat. For some reason I feel that the name is sufficient enough for the joke.
"NIxon's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
Maybe he has a stove fetish
But Nixon is not a crook!
94 - I normally don't comment on comments about comments, but I have to say, what you said there was extremely clever. Alright, I'll just go back to my corner now.
Please see a doctor quickly. after the first bloody piss you took that should of been your first thought. There's nothing normal about peeing out blood, even a UTI can become dangerous if left untreated.
It could be any number of problems, all of which require a doctor's care. This is not one of those things that will get better with rest & liquids...OP, please see a doctor ASAP. Remember: Houdini was injured doing his stunts many times. He didn't die from a magic trick (despite what a certain biopic would have you believe). He died, after being punched in the gut. Good luck, OP.
Only question is...what did you learn? Have a walking buddy :p
He learned... not to be a democrat. God damn democrats...
Stay away from creepers in Nixon masks?
Vote for Nixon, even when he isn't in the election next time. :3
lolololololol I want a walking buddy.
I think this is the only decent comment Perdix has ever made.^^^
well what did he look like??
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Hope you are posting this from a hospital bed. Get well soon.
Might wanna get that checked out...