Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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mendozaale 0

wow, he tried to brighten up the mood, in a way...

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persianjr1 7

OMG. he should be worried that you got rear-ended. call the cops for rape!!!

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im2cool2fml 0

does op want to be rear ended shutout a car?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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TayonaC 10

because he would be "wrecked"... wouldn't you complain if you were "wrecked"

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mendozaale 0

oh i see... ya i'll probably complain if i was wrecked

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antsinmypants199 0

^^ aww ye :D

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Brittaneyyy 0

honestly when are guys not bragging complaining talking or just pure thinking about sex....

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niquii 0

you have to find a balance in life haha

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testthecoal 5

This sounds like a sitcom. It could only be better if the other person in the accident is his mistress.

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ilovepoppa 0

Wow.. what a jerk!

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LittleMonsterSam 5

DUMP HIM NOW

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Bobdoleomega 0

come on calm down it was a joke geez and a pretty funny one at that

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mintcar 9

Maybe you start ******* a little harder? Problem solved.

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