Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead... - FML

By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 19:32

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:47

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:49

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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I_dont_exist 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:46

like a freaking BOSS!!! >:D

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:21

Sounds like your dad saw the episode of Family Guy where the exterminators came in and attempted to shoot all of the bugs. :)

Lucious306 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:37

Does anyone else think of that episode of family guy when Brian had flees and they called exterminators that just shot up their house?

Fuzzymonkey2013 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:49

The decision of whether or not that is a win or a fail is based upon how big the spider is

CastielJ 6

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:56

Epic if he hit it.

cameronman9 2

Sunday 8 July 2012 8:13

BOTH!

Syn45 8

Sunday 8 July 2012 8:35

My vote is for crazy

trucker67 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 11:23

You live in America home of the gun crazy nut jobs - so yeah your dad is a crazy lunatic , reckless discharge of a firearm would be a good charge for Him .

WadeFish 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 11:54

Stole this from rage comics.... Unoriginal copy

dunceface 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:16

Seems legit.

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