Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead... - FML

By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 19:32

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:47

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:49

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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Ginsei9881 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 5:58

Today I was called into work for weekend duty. Apparently I was the only one in my shop that was sober. I now regret not drinking last night

lefty619 6

Sunday 8 July 2012 5:58

Epic ******* win!!! Haha I wish my dad would do some stuff like that!!!!

goaliegrl17 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:22

It's not really a fml thought lol but funny :)

MiSsNiKiTa 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:24

Epic win, most definitely. I'm related to someone who did the same thing. Everybody's family is crazy in some way :P

joep1 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:29

That shit cray

DanielCastillo 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:38

Awesome!

smeet 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:40

Thats badass!

st_douglas 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:41

That's awesome lol

melrose90210 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:45

So who is stuck repairing the ceiling ?

Objectofdespair 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:45

This is an EPIC WIN!!!!!

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