By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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Comments

noncom 12

It is a sign that your father is epic because he somehow managed to get a 9mm in New Jersey.

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gracehi 31

While you can't get a permit to carry a gun as a civilian in New Jersey unless you join a militia, it would be a violation of the Second Amendment for the state of New Jersey to ban guns completely. You can get a permit to own a gun in New Jersey, but you must then register it and keep it in your home. Although you'd likely have to purchase the gun out of state because during the 15 years I spent living there, I never saw a single gun shop.

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perdix 29

If he hit the spider, it's both. If he missed, you're just crazy.

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fj19 9

Must have been cool to see in slow motion.

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Yodaevil 4

That's a myth busters episode written all over it!

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deransc 19

Everything is better in slow motion

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russfml 31

I'd go with your dads a trigger happy redneck no offense op. Lmao

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metalmasher 6

Your generation raised us. Before you look at us, look in the mirror and at your parents.

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gracehi 31

Is your dad available? I'd like to have his babies.

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Karson_Brooks 2

.44 is a better spider killer.

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dead_insects 18

but a Desert Eagle .50....? *purr* Oooh yea!

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deransc 19

Yeah but at more than $1 per bullet...

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1happymummy 14

Its an awesome mix of crazy and win. Go dad!

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